What A Mess
Posted: Thu, 4th Dec 2003, 11:25am
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|*This is a re-issue of a movie that was in the cinema a while ago. The server was down before and now I can do my own. So there we go.*|
A short about a simple trip to the local cafe gone terribly wrong... but so right!
Posted: Thu, 4th Dec 2003, 5:28pm
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i was looking for this a few days ago. glad you put it up! I wanted to use it to show a friend "how to act". Always loved this one.
Posted: Thu, 4th Dec 2003, 6:29pm
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That movie (or should I say 'one click of the record button') was pointless. The camera work almost made me throw up and the acting made me feel sorry for you. I don't know, maybe try more than one take?
2 stars from me just because you obviously did that scene in front of people you didn't know and that takes guts. No hard feelings
Posted: Thu, 4th Dec 2003, 6:36pm
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Not at all, Mark. I understand that the movie is pointless. That's it's intent. I just hope you're not saying these things in retaliation for comments I made about a certain movie of yours...
And we did do more than one take. 3 actually.
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Posted: Thu, 4th Dec 2003, 6:37pm
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I had never seen this movie before...I laughed out loud twice watching. it and that is an achievement...The audio was crap for the most part...and the shot of the 2 cafe employees would have been better if the guy wasn't a bad actor and didn't sound so matter of fact...Well shot and extremely funny 4 stars...
Posted: Thu, 4th Dec 2003, 6:40pm
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Don't even call that guy an actor. He's a moron and I hate him. Those two were employees there at the time, and they were the only ones who'd do it. Actor... PSH!
Posted: Thu, 4th Dec 2003, 10:36pm
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OMG that was funny man. i love that type of comedy if that was a full movie i would have rated that a 5. i like the actors face expresions. hilarouse!
Posted: Fri, 5th Dec 2003, 2:08am
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I didn't say those because of what you said.
You obviously put submitted your film so people could review it. I reviewed it. If it was meant to be pointless you could of named it, oh I don't know...maybe 'What a pointless mess'.
My name's not Mark. I hate my login name. It was some guy I worked with that let me use his credit card to buy Alam. Maybe I should look into changing it....hmmmm
Posted: Fri, 5th Dec 2003, 2:39am
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I appreciate your review, Not Mark. And I'm glad you're not just retaliating. If a film's name always described what the film is like, we'd have movies called "Action Movie With Cheesy Dialogue!". I think the title is fine. Sorry you didn't enjoy it. I'll try harder to please you next time.
Posted: Fri, 5th Dec 2003, 3:05am
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LMAO that was too funny... good one. 4
Posted: Fri, 5th Dec 2003, 5:40am
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Posted: Fri, 5th Dec 2003, 5:46am
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You mean you'll try harder to please me? You better. Because if you don't, I'm gonna be pissed!
Posted: Fri, 5th Dec 2003, 6:33pm
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Posted: Fri, 5th Dec 2003, 11:43pm
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i believe this is one of the best films i've seen yet... i laughed my ass off when shot that guy for no reason and then said YOUR ALL WITNESSES! i give this 5 stars.. i know it wasnt a star wars movie like most people on here absolutely drool over, but it was very cool and funny and the quality of the video was great...
Posted: Sat, 6th Dec 2003, 12:06am
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Nice! Great video quality. Liked the out of no-wear gun shot. Ending could have been a little more humourous. Overall good job. 4 1/2
Posted: Sat, 6th Dec 2003, 1:45am
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It looked like a bit a fun and not seemingly didn't look like too much planning went into it. You coulda put more thought into and actually made a decent script/plot out of the random gun firing.
Just an excuse to fire a gun?
Look forward to what you do next though. Potential is there
Posted: Sat, 6th Dec 2003, 5:17am
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We dreamed it up about 2 hours before shooting. It was a spur of the moment thing.
Posted: Sat, 6th Dec 2003, 9:16am
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I think thats the first time a film here has genuinely made me laugh out loud. The over dramatic music as he drops the gun and stumbles away before being scratched out as he comes back to pick it up again...wonderful.
Posted: Sat, 6th Dec 2003, 11:29am
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Why thank you, fight. I'm glad everyone's liking it for the most part. And I'm glad I'm making y'all laugh. That's the intent. We always figure no one else thinks our senses of humour are funny because they're downright wierd... But I guess we've been wrong all along.
Posted: Sat, 6th Dec 2003, 11:32am
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Posted: Sat, 6th Dec 2003, 6:02pm
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Hehe...Boy that sure is funny but ill tell you what isn't funny... :: ominous voice::DOUBLE POSTINGPOSTINGPOSTINGPOSTING
It's the leading cause of forum crowding...well...that and stupid 12 year olds asking for a Chiquita banana box plugin...So watch that submit button...and if all else fail use 2 browsers...
Posted: Sun, 7th Dec 2003, 1:29am
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Oops. I worked for 17 hours yesterday. I was tired. Gimme a friggin break, here.
Posted: Sat, 18th Sep 2004, 7:15am
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haha wtf? man i checked out all your movies and 90% of them has gun play in it damn cmon its getting boring now. I do like your films but would like to see something else rather then guns. i am not sure if this has been answered already but what Camera are you using?
Posted: Sat, 18th Sep 2004, 7:54am
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haha wtf? watch 90% of the rest of the movies on here and see all the gunplay. Not all of my movies have guns in them, just the ones I post here, and I post them here for that reason. That's what people use the software for. Get over it.
If you look in my profile, it'll tell you what kind of camera I use.
Posted: Sat, 18th Sep 2004, 8:24am
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EZ man dont have to be an ass about it just sayin i checked your site and again mostly guns I am over it I just like the quality and wanted to see some other talent then guns thats cool though you are right alam dv uses muzzle flashes for effects so whateverman.. nice camera btw
Posted: Sat, 18th Sep 2004, 6:21pm
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I'm not being a jackass, just stating the truth. No offense.
Posted: Sun, 19th Sep 2004, 11:09am
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hey Aculag! well I liked it mostly cause your friend actor is so hilarious actor... he can do every shit possible... seen a lot. that documentary style (intended or not) was great too... gave it more comedy, black comedy.
Posted: Sun, 19th Sep 2004, 6:12pm
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Whats wrong with guns...?