Posted: Tue, 13th Apr 2004, 1:26pm
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|This is just a small scene that me and my brother made in our backgarden, it is supposed to be a news report that goes wrong! it is only supposed to be a comedy so don't expect and mega fx!|Posted: Tue, 13th Apr 2004, 1:34pm
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You should probably see psychiatrists. Do your parents fight a lot? I'm going to call social services just in case.
Despite the completely uneccessary violence, the punches did seem to connect well, although made quite a loud noise for a child's punch. The glass also shattered far too slowly, and although the poor compression coincidentally made it seem more 'raw' that you probably intended, it also made the glass shattering look worse as i couldn't tell what was hapenning (besides the comedy glass-breaking sound effect).
Posted: Tue, 13th Apr 2004, 9:29pm
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I have no words. Except the ones you read here.
Posted: Tue, 13th Apr 2004, 9:39pm
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Is this THE
Jack Pearce who made the mystery and devil may cry!!! Woah! Im expecting lots of cursing in these 17 seconds adn some random glass breakage. Ill check when it downloads.
Edit: You are one disturbed kid. And I guessed the glass breakage
Go get some help if you think its funny running in front of a camera and smackiing a kid, making them bleed to death.
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Posted: Tue, 13th Apr 2004, 10:28pm
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Err...girl? He said his brother.
Well, to be honest, this wasn't good at all. Nor was it funny. But I bet you're thinking it is funny. That's fine, but understand that people acting stupid is only funny to the people who were the ones acting stupid, otherwise it's just stupid. So expect bad reviews.
Try creating a short movie with some sort of a plot, many camera shots, and no swearing. You might get somewhere with something like that.
Posted: Wed, 14th Apr 2004, 7:22pm
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i think that when people realize that this was made by the same filmmaker of The Mystery fame it will get allot of flak. Though I don't think that this was great, it was better than i expected. It was a little twisted, but I can see what you were trying to do. The violence almost looked real, minus some cheesy blood, but thats what you get with alam. Much better than your last two entries, but still only 2 star material for me.
EDIT Brettsta- Nice call on the glass
Posted: Thu, 15th Apr 2004, 1:29am
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I dont get it.
Posted: Thu, 15th Apr 2004, 1:53am
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At least it wasn't a kid spitting
Posted: Fri, 16th Apr 2004, 4:21am
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Posted: Fri, 16th Apr 2004, 2:35pm
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I was going to say something very nasty about this but ive decided not to, im gonna be harsh....
What's the concept??? Ok lets wack a newsreporter whos ment to be in a garden centre??? You could of actually shown the reason of why this person got beaten up unless you have no brain in your head and you need to see someone for your help as xcession has said...
Pointless violance and overall a waste of my time hearing 3 year olds with high pitch voices screaming in my ears....
Posted: Fri, 16th Apr 2004, 6:56pm
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looool, I love this shit!!
Posted: Sat, 17th Apr 2004, 6:38pm
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Ah yes, jack pearce, (the infamous) all i can say is "Look out ed wood, he's comin for you..
Posted: Mon, 19th Apr 2004, 6:53pm
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I dont have any words to explain what i am thinking right now...
Posted: Mon, 19th Apr 2004, 8:45pm
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HE voted a 5 on this just like the mystery and everything else. Thats cheap!
Posted: Mon, 19th Apr 2004, 10:24pm
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in my and your opinon it doesnt deserve a five, but why do you care if he gives himself a 5?