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Doh Battlefield

Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 12:04pm

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Hehe! This is Doh Battlefield, a mad battlefield with crazy contestants! The winner is allowed to say "Doh"!

Let the best player say "Doh"!
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Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 1:48pm

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As said before, you dont need to post every test you make here. I also thought that the bullet effects didn't look as good as the coud've been and I would also delete those Kip Shell Kasings that fly out of the gun, they are way to big and does not (from my opinion) fit on a gun that hasn't got any blowback.

And why are you swearing? From my point a quite pointless test movie. Make new kind of movies, please...

Sorry, only 1 out of 5.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 2:04pm

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Abysmal.

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Whilst i can't stop you posting this drivel, i can advise you that tests will only ever be rated well by other users, if they demonstrate something truely amazing, or new. This does neither.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 3:13pm

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I agree. You've already tested out the guns here.

The bullet effect was awful. The bullet would have looked better if it was applied in the middle of the frame rather than right at the bottom.

Why don't you use this amazing program to make a longer movie?

Oh, & 7 megs for a 45 second clip is just not right
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 5:07pm

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What the?

I don't know if you are actually trying to be cool, but it ends but being EXTREMELY corny. I laughed out loud at some things.However the muzzle flashes were really good.

Keep making tests, but don't post them all here unless you are almost sure it won't have less than a 3/5. Then make a full movie with an actual story and an original idea.

Keep trying, but this is far from being good enough. It's not that you don't have skill, it's that you don't use it.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 5:50pm

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It seems like nobody of you have understood the movie!

The movie was ment to be really wierd! The bullet was ment to be at the bottom! Just like the camera of Doh Battlefield was a really bad cameraman! biggrin

Anyways this isn't a test, this is the Final Battle of Doh Battlefield!
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 6:09pm

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and I suppose the file size was "ment" to be 7 megs?
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 6:14pm

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"[Meant] to be weird", "isn't a test"...how very convenient.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 6:19pm

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tra wrote:

It seems like nobody of you have understood the movie!
Urm, that's a bad thing you know...

tra wrote:

The movie was ment to be really wierd! The bullet was ment to be at the bottom! Just like the camera of Doh Battlefield was a really bad cameraman!
Right.... don't make weird moveis with bad effects on purpose.

tra wrote:

Anyways this isn't a test, this is the Final Battle of Doh Battlefield!
A test is a very short movie that tests out effects. A movie is a longer movie that doesn't test any new effects.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 6:38pm

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pooky wrote:

A test is a very short movie that tests out effects. A movie is a longer movie that doesn't test any new effects.
The Matrix Trilogy

Sorry, pooky, just had to say that, but you're absolutely right.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 7:21pm

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Mellifluous wrote:

and I suppose the file size was "ment" to be 7 megs?
That was just because I compressed it in high quality! biggrin Lol! cool
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 7:25pm

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lol. yes. hilarious.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 7:36pm

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Pointless, Im not even gonna rate this movie I would but a 1/5 is much too high. This is a test because there is no plot just effects, I dont know why you call it a battle usally in battles people move around and try not to get hurt, not stand there and wait to be shot.

Edit -Jjust found out you can rate a 0 so let me do that now.

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Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 7:39pm

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That was horrid.

Learn how to compress. Learn how to deinterlace. Learn how to not post tests that just piss people off. This takes me back to the Darth Paul days.

As said before, your muzzle flashes are excellent, but your bullets suck, and so do the blood effects. And 7 year olds screaming cuss words in high-pitched voices doesn't make it look cool. Just so you know.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 7:48pm

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Slick wrote:

This is a test because there is no plot just effects, I dont know why you call it a battle usally in battles people move around and try not to get hurt, not stand there and wait to be shot!
DOH BATTLEFIELD IS A BATTLE THAT IS WITH IDIOTS THAT DON'T EVENT KNOW HOW TO USE A GUN! UNDERSTAND THAT!
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 8:27pm

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If that's the case, then learn how to make a plot. Not do a crappy test and then when people find holes (believe me, there are a ton) you just cover it up with stupid nonsense. Do yourself a favor, stop while your behind.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 8:34pm

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*Andrew laughes his head off*

[loud high pitched voice] What the ****? B*********h![/high pitched voice]

hahahahahaha

The blood was kinda cool...

Andrew biggrin
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 8:44pm

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I have to agree with Andrew on this one... Blood was the only thing which made me think better of this. Im not really sure where you were going with this one.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 8:56pm

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If they don't know how to use guns, how did the guy shoot the other guy square in the head?

tra... You really need to stop this nonsense. I'm not going to sugar coat this. Your movies are awful. All of them. They're all pointless tests, and if this not a test, then I fear for the rest of your movies. I don't know why I even bothered watching this, I knew it would be bad.
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 8:59pm

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*utterly speechless*

Oh... oh god no. I just wasted 44 seconds of my life! That was absolutely horrible. Made no sense. Cursing that was not needed. Random stuff... How is that ur "battlefield"? That was a LIVING ROOM!!! At least if you went outside then maybe it would have made BIT more sense (but not much)

Please... For all of our sakes! Next time take the time to post a movie with an actual plot! PLEASE!

I agree with Slick, this is not worthy of even a one out of five, cause it was one of the stupidest things ive seen all year!
Posted: Mon, 7th Jun 2004, 9:05pm

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P.S. - Thanks for getting me in trouble! My parents were in the room and they heard u shout bad words! Geez! And for an utterly pointless cause...
Posted: Tue, 8th Jun 2004, 1:46am

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Okay, personally I didn't think it would've been that bad except that you've posted so many other movies just like this, and for the fact that you cussed trying to be cool.

Keep in mind that while you think this is awesome and funny, all of us here have made test movies like this as well. About the only thing they are good for is trying out a new program like Alamdv, and showing to your friends for a good laugh. But none of us here know you personally, so we are naturally going to think stuff like this is stupid.

Try maybe coming up with more creative ideas, and funny stuff that people will better understand. And please don't cuss for the heck of it.
Posted: Tue, 8th Jun 2004, 2:09am

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Exactly. When making a movie, DON'T try to look cool. It will have the exact opposite effect, because you will probably use something that is very deja-vu (sunglasses, "cool" walking, hardcore music...)and this only works when you are older. Instead try to do something different, but only with a hint of cool, while staying in your agegroup.

Looking forward to see what you can do in Agent 307.
Posted: Tue, 8th Jun 2004, 2:29am

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Oh lord, that was bad. there was absolutely nothing that was good about that clip. at all. this is what i like to call "MASSIVE WASTE OF ALL TYPES OF BANDWITH"
Posted: Tue, 8th Jun 2004, 2:54am

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I'm guessing I shouldn't bother watching this. Am I right?
Posted: Tue, 8th Jun 2004, 3:09am

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If you're on dial-up, don't bother. It'll be a 45 minute download for a 45 second clip!
Posted: Tue, 8th Jun 2004, 6:11am

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pooky wrote:

Looking forward to see what you can do in Agent 307.
Right! I'm working on the script! Shall be over 60 scenes if the movie will be correct! smile
Posted: Tue, 8th Jun 2004, 7:05am

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60 scenes? Length does not equal "good", here. I think in your case, length may very well equal "disasterous".
Posted: Tue, 8th Jun 2004, 10:13am

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Hey! It has got a great story, my mum checked it!
Posted: Tue, 8th Jun 2004, 11:03am

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Your mum doesn't really count in this, do you think she would say "Nah that is a horrible story, I hate it. Get rid of it."? You should ask yourself if we have already seen something like it. If it's an Agent that saves the world from Docotor X then I'm afraid you are far from your goal.
Posted: Tue, 8th Jun 2004, 12:45pm

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Rating: +1

Alright guys, we get the point. He's just a kid. Let him at least try making a decent movie before we start shooting him down. confused