No worries at all about the distributor thing, I know it's amateur-ish, I'm still no different from everyone on here, no budget no extra people helping when needed, struggle to get actors to turn up.
But I have to beleive that something will come from this (as I do with all my films) It might not get a distributor at all, but if just one person see's it and thinks this guy could do something with some backing or at the very least help then that's what's keeping me going.
Have a read of this review in a mag called DVD Reviewer, I sent them my last film "2 EPIC" (you'll need to scroll down to see the review)http://www.dvd.reviewer.co.uk/reviews/review.asp?Index=5220&User=627
The way I see it, if people like the reviewer of 2 EPIC enjoy my films then one day with enough films completed I could just possibly make a living out of selling them just from my site (again I have to believe that) Some of you do it for a hobby as I did when I first started but now it's a life choice, I hope you understand.
And thanks to people like solthar that have helped me and pointed me in ways I wouldn't have gone before, such as sound, I was really moaned at on my stargate films, but since then i've got better at it.
Sorry i'm waffling, Yes solthar the jokes are mainly english, like the tree needed cutting down, that's a true story about govenment cutting trees down just incase someone sues them for slipping on a leaf, no-one has ever sued, but they still cut all the trees
This film has loads of the types of things, such as in real life someone was arrested eating an apple while driving, the silly part was they called out police helicopters and squads just to get the driver who would have stopped if told.
One thing I still can't get right is the spillings