kingofbladeslv Presents: "The Everlasting Story!"
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 12:54am
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A sequel to my currently 'in-the-middle' story, the "One-Word Sentence Story", I present to you "The Everlasting Story"!!
So, the way this works, I'll start a sentence, and finish the sentence... then start another, but leave it hanging in the middle......... then, another member finishes it for me, then starts another sentence, leaves it hanging in the middle, and a different member ends it for him or her.
Are you understanding yet?
No? Alright, here's an example:
Me: "The guy went to the store. Suddenly, the guy encounters...."
Misc. Member: "... another guy. Then, that guy meets a girl, who's name was..."
Now do you kinda get it now?
Also, the story cannot be ended by anyone except for me.... well, I guess if it turns out really violent or crappy, a moderator will kindly end it for us by deleting it...
So... off we go!
"There was a guy named kingofbladeslv. He was in the forums of Fxhome alot until one day...."
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 1:09am
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...typed in too many x's in the web address and was introduced to the massive underground wonderful glorious world of p*rn. He let out a squeel of joy then turned to find...
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 1:52am
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...his parents standing right behind him. Kingofbladeslv thought up something quick to say, which was....
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 3:48am
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..."it was all Tarn's fault." Kingofblades immediately launched a nuclear bomb towards the FXhome headquarters, and Malone said...
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 3:59am
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..."YOU.... SHALL NOT.... PASS!!!!" Then Malone made the bad 'ol nuclear bomb go away, but totally unaware of what happened, Sollthar was stockpiling for 'Armageddon', and so...
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 5:51pm
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....he stopped doing that and decided to go away and re-watch "The Mummy Returns". Then someone ate a juicy apple and...
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 5:53pm
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...said, "Gee, this tastes alot better than microsoft." The phone rang, and upon picking it up, he heard: "I'M FEDERAL AGENT JACK BAUER. WE NEED YOUR HELP...
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 6:01pm
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.... matt damon has escaped, you have 24 hours to save him. then also bruce willis was there and he said...
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 6:41pm
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..."GET TO DA CHOPPA!". It's turns out Matt damon is actually ARNOLD!
He Parks his hummer on Bruce willis's lawn and Whips out his...
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 7:02pm
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rather large...................... ak 47. then he points it at....
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 8:00pm
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...Sollthar. Then Sollthar screamed a high-pitched girly scream and ran around the world in 80 days, resulting in...
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 8:03pm
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The earth changing the direction of rotation. Man, was benjamin franklin mad, daylight savings was now messed up; this caused the fxhome servers to be reset, resulting...
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 10:08pm
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...in total server shut-down, causing all Fxhomers to lose their forum topics, and all programs to be wiped from the system. Fortunately, Schwar was there to save the day, and reversed the total system shut-down, but then Schwar experienced...
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 10:11pm
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.....A severe Allergic reaction to work, causing his ears to swell to near pancake size. In order to resume life, He proceeds to listen to a Muse album, Which makes him.....
Posted: Wed, 27th Dec 2006, 11:28pm
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See butterflies and hurricanes in a divine vision. He rushed to the top of a mountain with no clothes on, and yelled:
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 1:12am
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..."I BELIEVE IN JESUS!!!". Then he jumped from the mountain, piercing his vital organs (including his male reproductive organ), THEN resulting in...
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 1:58am
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him filling the holes in his vital organs. Suddenly, an angel appeared out of nowhere. She was the angel of his dreams, beautiful and
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 2:11am
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....NAKED!!! Then Schwar took the angel's hand and suddenly-------------WOKE UP FROM HIS HORRID NIGHTMARE, and Malone asked him...
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 2:38am
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..to move over and stop hogging the duvet. Meanwhile, on the other side of town...
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 3:21am
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chaos had broken out. Thousands of software pirates from south america had raided a store carrying FXhome software when they realized they couldnt pirate it from the comfort of their homes, so JackPot, being new on the team, did what he did best:
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 3:47am
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...run around in circles, able to apprehend some dirty and mean South Americans. But unable to go beyond his run-around-circle(s) perimeter, he ordered TimmyD to use his super-fast...
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 11:42am
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flappy ears to take off and chase them, but when he got into the clouds he found...
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 2:35pm
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....a program that was way beyond the power of VisionLab Studio. Kind little TimmyD marekted this unnamed product on Fxhome for just a measely...
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 2:52pm
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...ONE HUNDRED pence. Timmy made thousands of pence from his new found product, and with his new riches, decided to finally buy that one thing he'd been holding out on for so long.....a
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 3:43pm
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few hundred copies of VisionLab Studio!!! He distributed them out to all Fxhome users without VLab, and then gave out the last few to....
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 6:29pm
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waser, who went on to sell them to some other people upon which he told xcession that he should definatly...
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 6:57pm
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...Consider relinquishing his title of "Web God" to someone more capable, Such as....
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 7:06pm
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... American Idol hopeful William Hung. William was so honored, that he changed the FXHome website to play his infamous song "She Bang" once the home page loaded. He then....
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 8:47pm
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...scrambled the coding in all of the Fxhome products. Therefore, the muzzle flash, neon light, optic, grading, and other such enginges were all replaced with a picture of William Hung, with various poses, but then good 'ol Schwar...
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 8:54pm
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...TYPED IN THE MEANING OF "CSB," RESTORING THE FXHOME SERVERS AND PROGRAMS, AND ERADICATING WILLIAM HUNG FOR ALL ETERNITY. So he and the team kicked back, had a few drinks, and then...
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 9:19pm
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....Armageddon actually took place. The Core Team of Fxhome was on God's side, while the Beta Team was on Satan's side, and the members were...
Posted: Thu, 28th Dec 2006, 11:28pm
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All old-school rappers! Grandmaster Flash, Flava-Flave, Wonder-Mike, and Master G hop into their pimpin' Caddy and press the button that activates their plush velvet...
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 12:40am
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...thingy. Then it all turns out that they weren't old-school rappers after all; in truth, that group was acutally kingofblades, jmax, TimmD, and Garrison, however, they all grouped together with God, and...
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 3:00am
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...by their powers combined they morphed into one mega-awesome warrior who set out to conquer the forces of...
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 4:34am
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..."anti-Fxhome". Otherwise known as "Satanists", the battle had begun by...
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 4:29pm
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......xcession beating most of them to death with his bare hands, even though they were heavily armed. he then went on with cogz and tarn in an attempt to....
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 5:38pm
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...prove "who is boss". Suddenly, God became so frustrated with everyone, including his followers, he created a giant....
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 5:43pm
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.......particle effect and threw it at everyone. fortunately xcession caught it with ease and jst used it to kill the bad guys. the war was over, but one problem still remained. tarn....
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 6:19pm
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...could not find his fuzzy bunny slippers. In a vain attempt to request help, he shouted:
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 6:21pm
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cogz, i thought we were passed this. giv them back now!!! or ill set xcession on u!!! cogz quickly came running but was stopped by...
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 6:39pm
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...a Force Field preset made by Redhawksrymmer. Then Schwar shook cogz and Tarn's fuzzy bunny slippers came out of cogz's...
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 6:55pm
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ears!. then gandalf turned up with the harlem globetrotters and challenged the fxhome team to a basketball match. thye were losing until xcession scored 89 three pointers in the last 12 seconds. gandalf was not best pleased and said....
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 7:01pm
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...as xcession was about pass gandalf, "YOU.... SHALL NOT.... PASS!!!!". Then Gandalf slammed his staff in the ground, causing the basketball court to shatter, with xcession, the Harlem Globetrotters, and the fxhome team to be sent all the way down to...
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 7:11pm
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...the basement of my condo. With Xcession's might strength, he breaks through the floor, up into my Kitchen. Surprised, I dramatically turn, point threateningly and SHOUT...
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 7:11pm
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Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 7:14pm
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....hello. hows it goin, hang on rnt u jim mclean? he answered....
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 7:15pm
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...no, I am THE WEB GOD. Xcession quickly rushes over to the FXhome chat to help Timmy with a CSS issue he has encoutered, all while...
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 8:31pm
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George W. Bush scrambles to fix his internets connection. Suddenly, as if the force of the underworld lifted Satan up into the real abyss, Pooky arrives, screaming like a little girl,
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 10:16pm
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...shrieking, "Oh my GOD!!! I can't believe this is happening to me!!!". All Fxhome members and team members are confused, since they've no idea what he's screaming about, and then George W. Bush made announcement stating...
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 10:21pm
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...the war in Iraq is going completely fine, and has nothing to do with canada. Pooky relaxes, and then EXPLODES, IN A FIREY BURST OF
Posted: Fri, 29th Dec 2006, 10:26pm
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...copies of EffectsLab Pro. Eventually, one of the stray EffectsLab Pro fiery bursts hit George W. Bush in the head, therefore...
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 2:24am
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EffectsLab Pro rules America and...
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 3:15am
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...the U.K. Fortunately, nice kingofbladeslv was able to free America from the rogue EffectsLab Pro copies, therefore...
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 11:46am
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allowing xcession to take over both the usa and the uk as well as most of europe. tarn thought....
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 1:50pm
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...Why are my pants so tight? He then decided to go to town to sort the problem out. As he left the house he notices something in the bushes outside. Further inspection reveals it was .......
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 3:41pm
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a looser set of pants. now sporting his new undercrackers tarn felt he could take over the world. so he....
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 5:36pm
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....woke up from his own *horrid* nightmare. Finally, Schwar had, for some reason, made a version 5.0 for VisionLab Studio, and then...
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 6:34pm
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deleted it so that the kryptonite in it would explode and kill all evil. this backfired as...
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 6:42pm
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...it was the "reversed" version of kryptonite. It killed all GOOD instead of evil, which left...
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 7:12pm
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Jabooza as the only person alive on earth.
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 7:27pm
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fortunately xcession was powerful enough to bring himelf and everyone back to life. cogz thanked him by....
Posted: Sat, 30th Dec 2006, 8:44pm
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...buying him brand new fuzzy bunny slippers. xcession, however, took cogz's gratitude without any compensation because...
Posted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006, 6:47pm
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...he suspected Tarn had been plotting with Captain Kangaroo behind his back, their devious plan would bring about the destruction of...
Posted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006, 6:58pm
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.......the english dictionary. but it wos ok because meatloaf came and saved the day by performing bat out of hell 58 times without stopping. they were all about to clap when.......
Posted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006, 8:25pm
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...They started in on that 21 minute version of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" with the complete "let me sleep on it" verse.
Posted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006, 8:31pm
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this caused the last remaining spartan as well as that rock hard one from mercenaries to attempt a world take over. fortunately jackpot was first on the scene and created a flame particle effect and killed them both. then....
Posted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006, 9:07pm
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...Bill Gates released a new version of the Zune that when activated would...
(please TimmyD do the next one)
Posted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006, 9:21pm
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...suck even more than the current version. Steve Jobs, looking down from his heavenly throne, chuckled, and said:
Posted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006, 11:13pm
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..."HAHAHA!" for no apparent reason. Then Bill Gates was gang-banged by...
Posted: Sun, 31st Dec 2006, 11:42pm
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...A group of pandas, who then took over the world with...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 12:22am
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...their mighty panda gang-banging skills. As always, xcession was there to save the day; it was a fierce battle, with the pandas trying to gang-bang him, and then finally xcession...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 6:25am
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...pressed the off button on his TV and went to bed. He was sick and tired of this new television program; yet he dreamed of...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 7:41am
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...a true "Everlasting Story"-- one that wouldn't exhibit random events, and one that would have an actual storyline. However, little did he know, kingofbladeslv will be making one very soon.
THE END. (well, yeah, the end of this one, but the beginning of a new one in a new topic. Check in the General Chat section near you!)