"The Everlasting Story Episode II: A Better Storyline
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 8:19am
Post 1 of 57
Hello, yet again! Most of you may know me already from my pretty-much-pointless stories, the "One Word-Sentence Story" and the "Everlasting Story". I've noticed that in the extending pages of both topics have gone on and on and on....... (and on).
So, I'd rather have this one, with an actual storyline to it, and some sort of hint of a "point" (eh, not really).
But there IS a storyline! *cheers*
So, let's just get to the center of this:
Hopefully, people familiar with the last one will understand the layout of this..... if not, you can check the "kingofbladeslv presents" one....
Anyway, the storyline is.... you guessed it! (heh, probably not) The daily activities of the Fxhome Core Team AND Beta Team!!!
However, like the original one, it can still be somewhat random, though it must still be related to the Core Team's and Beta Team's daily activities.
SO..... let's begin!
(The text 'sentence 1' is not necessary)
Sentence 1: The day began with Schwar getting out of his bed made of virtual particle effects. He got up, and went to his...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 9:33am
Post 2 of 57
wife cogz, who roared like chewbacca. and also xcession was there and he.......
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 10:34am
Post 3 of 57
...said to them, thanks for the threesome...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 5:02pm
Post 4 of 57
...and then, there was a gigantic explosion...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 5:05pm
Post 5 of 57
...Caused by a big...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 5:07pm
Post 6 of 57
cogz, who then proceeded to...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 5:09pm
Post 7 of 57
...Aim a Bazooka at xcession...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 5:46pm
Post 8 of 57
but then schwar's bed (made out of particle effects) kills him.
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 5:50pm
Post 9 of 57
In response to this terrible incident, Tarn proceeds to...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 6:00pm
Post 10 of 57
...the Fxhome law enforcement-- Malone!! Tarn fills out a complaint form, and in no time, Malone's strike team of...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 6:25pm
Post 11 of 57
...soldiers lovingly shaped out of cake proceed to...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 6:40pm
Post 12 of 57
eat the bad guys by choking them on tasty frosting
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 6:41pm
Post 13 of 57
then xcession said.....
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 7:02pm
Post 14 of 57
Where's waser when you need him? Waser was, in fact, in a neon-light cage, after the FCC attempted to shut him down for his podcast TaunTaun Burgers. What else could jackpot do except for...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 7:14pm
Post 15 of 57
...hacking into the digital neon light engine programming? After an epiphany, jackpot was easily able to free waser from the neon light cage; therefore, with his task done, Jackpot headed over to the Fxhome main location, which was, to his surprise,....
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 7:16pm
Post 16 of 57
a crater, after having been destroyed by a botched muzzle flash effect. On his hands and knees, Wizard cried out
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 7:20pm
Post 17 of 57
..."Why couldn't I have been quicker about the beta testing?!?!!?". While Wizard was busy weeping, the other Beta Team members and the Core Team members attempted to access a back-up virtual copy of Fxhome, however....
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 7:22pm
Post 18 of 57
xcession had run off with them and planned to take ova the world. tarn was having none of this and.....
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 7:25pm
Post 19 of 57
...called upon the Force to pull xcession back to tarn. Stricken (strucken?) in fear, xcession surrendered the virtual Fxhome back-up copy, allowing the others to...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 7:29pm
Post 20 of 57
(Stricken with, I believe)
Get a glimpse of the future of FXhome. After going into shock, Axeman proclaimed
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 8:32pm
Post 21 of 57
that he would no longer make presets. Pleased that his biggest competitor was out of the picture, Redhawksrymmer decided to unleash his most deadly preset yet, the....
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 8:55pm
Post 22 of 57
Misty Nucular Light Sword v1.2.0! This preset was so deadly because it was capable of...
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 8:58pm
Post 23 of 57
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 8:59pm
Post 24 of 57
redirecting FXhome customers to FXgnome.com! Schwar passed out, and being a faithful beta tester, Nagual rushed over and gave him some...
EDIT: Oh shit, I was too late.
Posted: Mon, 1st Jan 2007, 11:54pm
Post 25 of 57
...(answer to TimmyD)....
...virtual water effects. Schwar was revived, therefore, Schwar called upon a massive power to annihilate FXgnome; the power was known as...
Posted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007, 12:14am
Post 26 of 57
The Ballaaaaarp fish! Now finaly evolved to live above the water, he "swam" as fast as he could towards...
Posted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007, 12:33am
Post 27 of 57
Redhawk's Maniacle Preset Generation Castle (MPGC); but first he had to battle the horde of vicious, scruffy...
Posted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007, 12:41am
Post 28 of 57
...doggie AlamDV 2 plug-ins. The Ballaaaaarp fish quickly dispatched these stupid little plug-ins, and the Ballaaaaarp fish found Redhawksrymmer and...
Posted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007, 11:34am
Post 29 of 57
Was promptly sliced in half with the misty nuclear light sword.
Posted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007, 12:48pm
Post 30 of 57
Redhawk laughed his take-over-the-world kinda laugh, for his plan to rule Fxhome was developing quite well. His next step was to...
Posted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007, 3:58pm
Post 31 of 57
become a Ballaaaaarp fish! He spent two years creating the "become a Ballaaaaarp fish" preset, and now...
Posted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007, 5:15pm
Post 32 of 57
.. he's more seafood than man, twisted and evil! He would have died as a fish too, but just before he was about to take over the universe....
Posted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007, 5:29pm
Post 33 of 57
Arktic decided he would try to stop him in the only way he knew. Quickly he retreated to his lair in the Arctic, and after digging through a pile of old clothes, proceeded to dress himself in an old bunny suit he found. Hurrying back to England, where Bllaaaaarphawksrymmer was busy...
Posted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007, 10:46pm
Post 34 of 57
Planting old ts explosion 01--07 alamdv2 presets around the fxhome headquaters. Sometimes old school can do the trick. But not in the case of RedhawkbeingeatenbyaBallaaaaaaaarpfish, whose plan was quickly foiled by the all-powerful...
Posted: Wed, 3rd Jan 2007, 2:49am
Post 35 of 57
...super Bunny Arktic who burst out of nowhere just in time, along with his trusty sidekick, Barney. With a swift hug, RedhawfishBlaaaaarp was taken care of and suffered from a mental breakdown. Shyly, the remaining members of the FXHome team peeked out from where they were hiding. It was with horror that they realised that...
Posted: Wed, 3rd Jan 2007, 4:33am
Post 36 of 57
... they were part of a vivid nightmare of Schwar!!! Schwar jolted up from his actual bed, sweating furiously from the events of his dream, and got up, only to...
Posted: Wed, 3rd Jan 2007, 8:42pm
Post 37 of 57
Find an exceedingly creepy, muppet-devil version of Sollthar staring at him with an evil glint in his eyes....http://fxhome.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=27139&start=0
(see 11th post down)
Posted: Thu, 4th Jan 2007, 3:31am
Post 38 of 57
... and Schwar screamed a blood-curdling scream. The heroes of the Fxhome Core Team came to rescue when...
Posted: Thu, 4th Jan 2007, 1:17pm
Post 39 of 57
master cheif came and attacked them all. it was ok though because xcession......
Posted: Thu, 4th Jan 2007, 10:37pm
Post 40 of 57
Had an energy sword handy at the time, which he then used to...
Posted: Fri, 5th Jan 2007, 6:47pm
Post 41 of 57
cut some of Cogz's hard bread. He had five slices of bread with cheese and...
Posted: Fri, 5th Jan 2007, 6:54pm
Post 42 of 57
Oysters, which he used to create two and a half sandwiches to hand to the beta team when they appear hungry. Suddenly...
Posted: Fri, 5th Jan 2007, 8:42pm
Post 43 of 57
the oysters came alive and started attacking the beta team. luckily xcession.....
Posted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007, 5:44am
Post 44 of 57
...ate them with his ferocious appetite instinct. The oysters were gone, but the problem still remained; Master Chief was still alive and so Schwar...
Posted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007, 3:08pm
Post 45 of 57
told Master Chief to jump off a tall building, and so Master Chief did. He died, but everything got worse when Master Chief's mother bumped into Schwar in a bar. She yelled...
Posted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007, 6:34pm
Post 46 of 57
..."Imagine what your mum thinks about this!!!". Then Master Chief's mom storms out, unable to do anything else, and Schwar starts his actual day at Fxhome by...
Posted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007, 9:54pm
Post 47 of 57
Calling his own mom and telling her not to invite Master Chief's mom over for lunch tomorrow because she's a b*tch.
Posted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007, 10:26pm
Post 48 of 57
Satisfied with that call, Schwar continues to the Fxhome base location. Tarn approaches him with the information that...
Posted: Sun, 7th Jan 2007, 5:04pm
Post 49 of 57
Boba Fett has disabled the neon light engine, and the team will have to travel to Degobah to retrieve some sort of crystal which will revive the crucial effects engine. On the way in their super-fxhome millenium falcon, the team encounters...
Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007, 2:19pm
Post 50 of 57
...Lloyd Grossman, busily training Master Chef in the latest culinary arts. Sitting down at the dining table, Jackpot suddenly reaches down and...
Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007, 2:20pm
Post 51 of 57
...grabs the klutfish, which had been stealthily hiding in the shadows. Little did jackpot know that he had foiled the klutfish's nefarious plans to...
Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007, 2:30pm
Post 52 of 57
...steal every tin opener ever made and thus increasing the value of the tin opener he had on ebay to insane proportions! The Klutfish wasn't going to give up that easily so, in a move or sheer desperation, he took...
Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007, 2:31pm
Post 53 of 57
hold of Cogz's leg and proceeded to blatter him senseless against the bulkhead. In-between Cog's desperate screams, Schwar inched towards the air lock...
Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007, 2:33pm
Post 54 of 57
....for schwar knew that if he could just open the airlock, he could himself escape, seeling Jackpot, Cogz and the klutfish inside the small room, to wallow in the fetid stench of his latest fart, the smell of which was not unlike....
Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007, 2:34pm
Post 55 of 57
...a crisp summers day. Suddenly there was a noise from...
Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007, 2:35pm
Post 56 of 57
...Cogz, who was still being smashed to smithereens against the canteen floor by the deadly klutfish. After securing the airlock again, Malone leapt forwards...
Posted: Fri, 12th Jan 2007, 11:39pm
Post 57 of 57
And came face to face with Jaques Pepin, who was on the way to assasinate Lloyd Grossman along with TV personalities Emerrill and Julia Childs (who came back from the dead just to get some action). These vicious cooks and cook zombie wanted to cleave someone with their knives, regardless of whether it was Grossman or not. They cornered Malone, who then...