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Jauntones

Posted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007, 11:07am

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Aculag

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Jauntones is a peaceful feline. He is enjoying his afternoon, when his roommate, Colin comes in and spoils everything.

Featuring Colin Doolittle and Andy the cat as Jauntones.


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Posted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007, 7:05pm

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I still can't get that guys' voice out of my head saying the word "Jauntones", so in that respect, job well done.
Posted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007, 7:05pm

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Not so much good.
Posted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007, 8:14pm

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But funny. Oh yes.
Posted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007, 11:24pm

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You've taken your 'style' a little too far for my tastes in this one. I'm not sure I like it so much. I'm sure the Portal and Everything's Coming Up Roses will be better, though.

2/5, pretty good effort. But it's too nonsensical with a whiff of weird angles to warrant a 3 in my book. Better luck next time. wink
Posted: Fri, 19th Oct 2007, 7:42am

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Isn't it obvious that we were standing in the kitchen and decided to spend 15 minutes filming the cat getting shot?

No effort involved, Ben. wink
Posted: Fri, 19th Oct 2007, 7:51am

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...omg...
Posted: Fri, 19th Oct 2007, 5:27pm

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....What?
Posted: Fri, 19th Oct 2007, 11:48pm

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FXhomer26216 wrote:

....What?

Aculag wrote:

Jauntones is a peaceful feline. He is enjoying his afternoon, when his roommate, Colin comes in and spoils everything.

Featuring Colin Doolittle and Andy the cat as Jauntones.
Posted: Sat, 20th Oct 2007, 7:28pm

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The name 'Jauntones' itself makes this one worth a watch.
Posted: Sun, 21st Oct 2007, 10:14pm

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Evman wrote:

I still can't get that guys' voice out of my head saying the word "Jauntones", so in that respect, job well done.
Erm....I didn't see a part where he said "Jauntones." unsure
Posted: Sun, 21st Oct 2007, 10:21pm

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Jabooza wrote:

Evman wrote:

I still can't get that guys' voice out of my head saying the word "Jauntones", so in that respect, job well done.
Erm....I didn't see a part where he said "Jauntones." unsure
It was the first word he said after he shot the cat. Right before he said "you are with god now... and me also" in Spanish.
Posted: Wed, 24th Oct 2007, 10:46pm

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This is the only film worth watching on fxhome.
Posted: Wed, 24th Oct 2007, 10:56pm

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Short review for a short film:
The Spanish was unexpected smile

3/5
Posted: Thu, 25th Oct 2007, 4:38pm

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Mr Pencil wrote:

This is the only film worth watching on fxhome.
This is the only review worth reading in this thread.
Posted: Sat, 27th Oct 2007, 4:38pm

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Haha... that was random. Pretty funny though. It gets two stars for making me laugh.
Posted: Mon, 29th Oct 2007, 8:46pm

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Terrible. Absolutely terrible. Story? Ever hear of that?

Though, it did make me laugh. So I gave it a star. And there was a cat in it, so there's another star. The guy spoke italian (at least I think) and I like italian movies, so that's worth a star. And it's a movie by Aculag, and that alone is worth a big fat single star.

Again overall terrible mov-oh wait, I gave it 4 stars. Drat!
Posted: Fri, 20th Feb 2009, 5:20pm

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Its a bit confusing

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Posted: Fri, 20th Feb 2009, 6:22pm

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Crazy Director wrote:

evil That is plain evil evil So evil evil that its terrible frown
I'm afraid you simply don't understand. Jauntones is pure brilliance. A masterpiece. An astounding cinematic achievement. It's more than just a movie, it's a legend.
Posted: Fri, 20th Feb 2009, 7:34pm

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Jabooza wrote:

Crazy Director wrote:

evil That is plain evil evil So evil evil that its terrible frown
I'm afraid you simply don't understand. Jauntones is pure brilliance. A masterpiece. An astounding cinematic achievement. It's more than just a movie, it's a legend.
Sounds like what someone who desperately wants to but can't comprehend its brilliance would say. wink
Posted: Fri, 20th Feb 2009, 7:57pm

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Atom wrote:

Jabooza wrote:

Crazy Director wrote:

evil That is plain evil evil So evil evil that its terrible frown
I'm afraid you simply don't understand. Jauntones is pure brilliance. A masterpiece. An astounding cinematic achievement. It's more than just a movie, it's a legend.
Sounds like what someone who desperately wants to but can't comprehend its brilliance would say. wink
No one can comprehend the brilliance of Jauntones.
Posted: Fri, 20th Feb 2009, 7:58pm

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So you're calling yourself a liar, then?
Posted: Fri, 20th Feb 2009, 8:05pm

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Well, no. I can't fully comprehend the brilliance of Jauntones, but I can at least comprehend the fact that it's brilliant.
Posted: Fri, 20th Feb 2009, 8:24pm

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Aye... Juantones...
Posted: Sun, 22nd Feb 2009, 10:46am

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If you switched the J and the T you would get TaunJones like Tom Jones ha smile smile
Posted: Sun, 22nd Feb 2009, 8:07pm

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Crazy Director wrote:

If you switched the J and the T you would get TaunJones like Tom Jones ha smile smile
How amazing. rolleyes
Posted: Wed, 25th Feb 2009, 5:23pm

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Ah, Jauntones.
Posted: Thu, 26th Feb 2009, 9:22am

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Crazy Director wrote:

Its a bit confusing
please tell me your joking lol...