I don't believe it some one asked why there lightsabre was so stumpy and it didn't release an unstoppable barrage of "When you're excited it goes bigger" "I've got a really long, purple sword" jokes. Well done for the good moral values and leaving them all open for me to do. So here goes... "If it came to a duel between me with my lightsabre and champion the wonderhorse with his, I'd win by about 3 foot"
"I knew a man who's lightsabre would go off preamaturely and it chopped his girlfriends ear off"
Thank you I'm here all week.