The Greatest Movie Ever Made
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 8:09am
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|Many people believe that this is indeed the greatest movie ever made. Took ages to produce, special effects are totally amazing. The message is hard hitting and has brought grown men to tears. Grap your popcorn, sit back and enjoy.|Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 8:33am
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Yes it is all that and more!
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 9:07am
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What was that.
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 9:33am
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Just a simple good looking nada nothing story!
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 9:35am
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I was tempted to give it a 1, but I added another point for sheer bravery
It takes a lot of guts to post something like that for the world to see...
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 1:21pm
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I haven't cried like that for 12 years.
Well, maybe not that long.
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 1:32pm
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Stunning. That's all I have to say. That and I laughed a lot at the whole thing. Good flick. Fin.
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 2:11pm
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"tempted to give it a 1" says moebius! Are you crazy!! Thats the Greatest Movie Ever made! dont you have any taste?!?!?
Anyone who doesnt vote it at "5" is just jealous!!! Nuff sed!
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 2:56pm
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My 2 cents :
Don't you think you should spend your spare time doing stuff for the movie you're talking to us since ages instead of loosing time with that kind of tests...?!?
Well, the light ball start to shrink too fast before you try to eat it.
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 3:30pm
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You easly get bored of you're big projekts.. that's why you always record small fun little movies. PS! watch my movies on alamdv, there all movies i did when we were tierd of recording serius stuff.
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 3:41pm
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Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 4:24pm
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Should I spend my spare time doing stuff for Obliteration? Yeah, but I dont have the software right now to do it (it got deleted too) and when i re-download premiere im getting corrupt zip file errors.
But enough talk about that!
That isnt a test! Its the greatest movie ever made!
Everyone else with tase thinks so!! I sense much jealousy in you my Anonymous companion!
Even Sollthar has ADMITTED personally to me that "The Greatest Movie Ever Made" is better than the current Alam Dv cinema number 1 film "The Test". Go ahead! Ask him!
And regarding the light ball shrinking too fast, I wanted it to schrink at that speed so that what was about to happen wasnt obvious! If i had wanted it slower - i would have made it slower!!!!!
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 4:27pm
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I haven't seen it yet, however any film called "The greatest movie ever made" can't be that good.
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 4:28pm
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Yeah.. I had to say something to cheers you up...
No no, its really the best movie ever made... right guys? *blink
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 4:33pm
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OH MY GOD, Mama Mia, Muy Bien, Very nice, Mycket bra, Très Bon, Sehr Gut,Molto Buon, Muito Bom!!!
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 5:02pm
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You saw right through me, Jeenious
Yeah, you're right... I'm all green
with jealousy right now
What a concept! What plot! What artistic vision!
I could never do anything like that...
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 7:34pm
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Hehe, you kinda look like Gary Oldman in Leon
in the last frame or two
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 7:38pm
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Amazing movie!!! I can't believe how good it was!!! Why can't I ever make anything like that?!?!?
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 7:52pm
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The light ALMOST looks like it's there - except it doesn't.
I dont get it.
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 9:03pm
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I figured it out!
I know how he did that "light" effect, that looked so good!...
First he took a flashlight and pulled it under a pillow so it get's diffused.
Then he captured a motion infront of a blue screen with a fish wire!
Then he recorded the "actual film" AND IT WASENT EVEN A LIGHT THERE FROM THE BIGINING!
Then he used After Effects and keyed out the blue screen... and Viaola!
There you got it!
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 10:01pm
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No more beatin aorund the bush
What the F*ck was that?
Yeah i cried, i cried watching it ,it was that well...lets be nice.....less good
Dont worry, everone can be forgiven.......well sumtimes......
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 10:24pm
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This has got to be "The Stupidiest Movie Ever Made!"
Yup! You're title was right, it is the stupidiest movie ever made.
Posted: Mon, 9th Sep 2002, 10:53pm
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Earlier I noticed...
Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnow Posted: 08 Sep 2002 21:01
GOtta be the stupidest thing I've ever seen!!!
This comment was in reference to the excellently ludicrus "The Giant Lightsword" movie. However in this section of the forum lies...
WouldntYouLikeToKnow Posted: 09 Sep 2002 22:24
This has got to be "The Stupidiest Movie Ever Made!"
which refers to "The Greatest Movie Ever Made"
"Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnow" can you please make up your mind!?!?!
PS! I think in 14 hours, 116 downloads is a not bad achievement for a few minutes work! Told ya it was "The Greatest Movie Ever Made!"
Posted: Tue, 10th Sep 2002, 12:57am
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Dude, that was most definately, the friggin best movie i have ever seen. I laughed, I cried, It was beautiful. Truly Oscar material.
Posted: Tue, 10th Sep 2002, 5:34am
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Mecha: you don't get lots of things. It would help having a sense of humour for this occasion
funny stuff jeenious...even less story and worse acting than redfruit! i didn't think it was possible!
Posted: Tue, 10th Sep 2002, 5:47pm
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It's ok, i had my first video lesson at college. I made the worst film i've ever made. I've been making films for 2 years. My good films are only seen by about 3 people. I made an unbelieveably bad film which 20 people saw. They told me to make a film about a murder, with only 3 shots, I wasn't allowed to take the cam of the tripod, so there was almost no movement, worst of all I had to start recording at the same time as the action started, I wasn't allowed to use pre-roll and the camera started too late, so you missed what happened. and the point of all this inane drivel. everyone makes bad films. no matter how good they really are.
Posted: Tue, 10th Sep 2002, 8:38pm
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Yeah everyone makes bad films. The first two Jeenious Wars films were my mistakes!
However Im sure that ive totally redeemed myself with this weeks most downloaded film (so far) "The Greatest Movie Ever Made"
Oh and "Two_Gunned saint", I hope you were not hinting that any of my films were bad by that wee comment!!!!
Posted: Tue, 10th Sep 2002, 10:27pm
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Congrats for the most downloaded film... YOU´LL MAKE IT BUDDY!
Posted: Tue, 10th Sep 2002, 11:38pm
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Cheers Sollthar for the kind words
The initial large number of downloads shocked me a bit. I (obviously) put very little effort into this film and although most people think its quite funny, I wonder what was the real reason for the popularity.
The intention was to create a film that is so ludicrusly rubbish, that it was humourous - a combination usually achieved unintentionally in the cinema!
Mayabe its the title?! cause its such a small file?! cause I made it? cause its ludicrus comedy?....or maybe cause it is has indeed gained a reputation as "The Greatest Movie Ever Made".
Or maybe its cause of some other reason that I have missed.
Now that the orijinal Jeenious has Alam Dv 2, all I need is webspace and there could be plenty more of Jeenious Style nonsense coming your way!
Anyway - Im glad you like my first insane film and I hope you all enjoy the sequel.
Posted: Wed, 11th Sep 2002, 11:03pm
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"Oh and "Two_Gunned saint", I hope you were not hinting that any of my films were bad by that wee comment!!!!" i wasn't implying anything at all. I wouldn't even watch your cruddy films. i hate you.
Posted: Thu, 12th Sep 2002, 12:45am
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Cruddy!?!?!?! this is the greatest film ever made!!! you are just another jealous guy!
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Posted: Fri, 1st Nov 2002, 3:49am
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get a life.
and get your head in front of the shotgun when you pull the trigger.
Posted: Fri, 1st Nov 2002, 8:03pm
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Who the hell is this Donny Darko???? Over the course of about 5 minutes I've found two rather unpleasent comments he's posted. I hope he's a mate of yours just mucking around and not being serious. Otherwise he's a Dickhead.
Posted: Fri, 1st Nov 2002, 9:20pm
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Posted: Wed, 6th Nov 2002, 11:40am
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look if i can swallow an energy ball, surely i can take a silly wee bullet!!! Its just jealousy i tell you! Anyone who degrades the film, is jealous and has no sense of humor. Nuff sed.
Posted: Thu, 14th Nov 2002, 4:34am
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WHOA! THAT WAS THE
BEST MOVIE EVER! I LIKE THAT ONE PART WHEN.... WELL, NEVER MIND, DONT WANT TO RUIN IT FOR OTHERS!
Posted: Thu, 9th Oct 2003, 1:11am
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it's been almost a year and it's still the best movie ever made!
Posted: Wed, 19th Dec 2007, 11:26am
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Five years on and it's STILL "The Greatest Movie Ever Made".
Posted: Wed, 19th Dec 2007, 2:49pm
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John Harrower wrote:Five years on and it's STILL "The Greatest Movie Ever Made".
It's not on
anymore at all.
Posted: Wed, 19th Dec 2007, 2:54pm
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But it's still the Greatest.