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Here's to you, pal! You've always been there for me, Alien Worm. Even when I really, really didn't want you to be. Ever since I accidentally ingested you in your larval form whilst in a Chinese market, I have known that we would be together forever. And for that, I thank you.
To celebrate this momentous occasion, I will compose a haiku for anyone who wants one. Just post and be like "Write me a haiku you alien worm slave." I cannot refuse, because if I do, Alien Worm will cease his hourly dopamine secretions, and violently thrash about, and I won't feel like a million bucks all the time anymore.
Here's to another 8000. *Takes a swig from the poisoned goblet*