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Posted: Thu, 26th Sep 2002, 3:01am

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The New Microsoft Keyboard
In response to Windows users' complaints, Microsoft have produced as new simpified keyboard that features the 3 keys most commonly used in combination.




here is the link to the site
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/joke.html

it has tons of great jokes!!! lol
Posted: Thu, 26th Sep 2002, 6:41am

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VERY FUNNY.... +1

Now where is my zx....
Posted: Sat, 28th Sep 2002, 3:36pm

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Bill gates is so stupid...
he got ran over by a parked car.
Bill gates is so ugly...
he went to the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm not a vet."
Bill gates is so rich...
he wipes his ass with 20 dollar bills.
Posted: Fri, 17th Dec 2004, 9:16pm

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herm not all that funny my friend
Posted: Fri, 17th Dec 2004, 9:52pm

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bill gates is definately rich... i read somewhere that if he drops a hundred dollar bill it is a waste of his time to turn around and pick it up...... better start following that guy eh
Posted: Fri, 17th Dec 2004, 10:33pm

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Different to other people, he also does a lot of good things with his money...
Posted: Fri, 17th Dec 2004, 10:46pm

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Too bad Microsoft don't buy out EA...

I absolutely loathe EA... I really hate them.
Posted: Fri, 17th Dec 2004, 10:46pm

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Could you change the topic to "computer jokes" please so I can get some Apple ones smile
Posted: Fri, 17th Dec 2004, 10:48pm

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He gives close to 96% of his money to charity. Don't see why you guys are complaining about him being rich or saying that he is a scrooge.

I found the BSOD joke extremely hilarious, although, the rest of the site was just utter crap in my opinion. It was basically like "let's see how many times we can make Gates look like a Nazi and how many times we can say "f***" in a sentence!"
Posted: Fri, 17th Dec 2004, 11:28pm

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Welcome to the internet... circa 1996
Posted: Fri, 17th Dec 2004, 11:31pm

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These were posted about two years ago...

by me.

Get with the times people wink
Posted: Sat, 18th Dec 2004, 12:54am

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it shows us how much we are geeks, by the jokes we tell. biggrin
Posted: Sat, 18th Dec 2004, 6:35pm

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WiRyPoCkEtLiNt wrote:

The New Microsoft Keyboard
In response to Windows users' complaints, Microsoft have produced as new simpified keyboard that features the 3 keys most commonly used in combination.

funny that, as soon as I went on this thread, my computer crashed
Posted: Sat, 18th Dec 2004, 7:12pm

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That pic is as old as my dog. Like 5 years old. Or something. It is old.
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 6:50am

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Hmmm, didnt Mr.Gates give $1 BILLION to help find a cure for aids. Hes a good guy.


Oh and that time it would take him to pick up the $100 he would aready have made about three times that much with his intrest, but he would definantly pick it up.

I also read him and Mr.Jobs are good friends, and go out for lunch and such. Yep.....
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 8:19am

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Giving him a face lift still doesn't do anything, poor guy...
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 2:15pm

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Slick wrote:

Hmmm, didnt Mr.Gates give $1 BILLION to help find a cure for aids. Hes a good guy.
Doesn't matter. People like to look at the bad things about people and companies now a days unfortunately. sad
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 2:49pm

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I don't get all these weird jokes against CEO's. "My favorite companie's CEO is better than YOUR favorite companies CEO!"
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 3:23pm

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I wouldn't worry, I'm pretty sure Bill Gates doesn't lose any sleep over any jokes. wink
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 3:39pm

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Oh, I bet he does. smile
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 4:33pm

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Mantra wrote:

I wouldn't worry, I'm pretty sure Bill Gates doesn't lose any sleep over any jokes. wink
Well, if you consider a large portion of jokes are directed toward his inventions, and most of the times over false interpretations, he might get a bit annoyed.
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 4:38pm

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Annoyed maybe, but as he's a business man I'm sure it's the dollar signs that keep him going. Take a bit of flack, justified or not, and make billions? He's ok. smile
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 4:41pm

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He is now just living life. All he ever wanted was to progress technology, making it possible for mostly every family to own at least one computer. That task has already been welll underway so really, making more money than the already massive amounts of cash he has doesn't matter as much as pride does.
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 4:44pm

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I hear you. I just don't feel he'll be upset by old internet jokes popping up.
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 4:47pm

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Oh, no, don't get me wrong. A joke is a joke. But, if people just keep ranting on about "windows security blows" and then people make jokes about it probably could annoy him as windows is his, well, baby.
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 4:50pm

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That's a fair comment, Digi. An internet discussion rather than an argument, what are we like? smile
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 4:52pm

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Hehe, shut up mac user. razz
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 4:54pm

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That's more like it Mr.Pc smile
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 4:58pm

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Mantra wrote:

That's more like it Mr.Pc smile
The funny thing is, Macs ARE PCs. biggrin

Anyways, we should stop before some noob joins and turns this into a mac vs pc debate.
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 5:06pm

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"Another day Highlander" smile Heh heh.
Posted: Mon, 20th Dec 2004, 5:06pm

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Eh?
Posted: Tue, 28th Dec 2004, 6:03pm

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wow, this is old. how did it get brought back up?

btw the pic that doesn't show anymore was of a keyboard that only had ctrl+alt+delete

old topics should not be brought back up. stuff that was funny 2 years ago just isn't that funny now. confused
Posted: Tue, 28th Dec 2004, 6:30pm

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Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
Posted: Tue, 28th Dec 2004, 6:32pm

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great biggrin
Posted: Tue, 28th Dec 2004, 7:33pm

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I agree with sollthar. Its unfair to make fun about his wealth. He is stinking rich, but he is a man that likes to share his wealth in order to help others.
I personally hope that he might use some of the money for scholarships, like the "Rhodes scholarship" "invented" by Cecil Rhodes.

Cheers,
devilskater.